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                            幽默大師的高冷笑話

                            來源: 時間: 2019-06-07 15:46:59 人氣: 9
                             幽默大師的高冷笑話
                              1、“大師,我最近喜歡上了一個女神,但我只是個屌絲,你說我跟她有可能嗎”
                              大師閉目不言,伸出一根手指。。。
                              “大師,你是說要我不要在意別人的態度,一心一意用心做自己就可以了嗎!!”
                              大師:“求姻緣100。。。”
                              2、青年:大師,我不明白你們出家人為什么總是說:阿彌陀佛,到底是啥意思?
                              大師:我總不能跟你們凡人一樣整天:我艸,我考,尼瑪!
                              我們總得有個屬于自己的口頭語吧?
                              青年。。。
                              3、屌絲伸出手掌:大師,你給我看看手相吧!
                              大師:你還是單身吧。
                              屌絲:大師,您真活菩薩。
                              大師:我只是熟悉你手上的味道!
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                              逗比笑話,逗你笑開顏
                              1、等我有了錢,我就用八二年的拉菲泡紅酒浴,平時自己就喝一百多一瓶的張裕,
                              用最好的西湖龍井煮茶葉蛋吃,平時就喝兩塊五一瓶的統一綠茶,
                              買輛布加迪把車殼去掉換成老普桑的,這年頭就是不能露富!
                              2、電梯里放了個屁,大家都捂著鼻子看著我,我有點不好意思,
                              解釋道:“抱歉,拉屎的時候難免放屁。”說完提上了褲子。
                              3、周末,鄰居家上高中的女兒,穿條超短裙在玩風箏。
                              無奈技術不行,風箏掙扎了兩下,晃晃悠悠地落在了樹杈上。
                              看著她可憐兮兮求助的眼神,我立馬找了個梯子搭上:“我扶梯子,你上!”
                              有時人和人之間,多一點點關愛,你會發現,連這粉紅色。。。
                              啊呸!是蔚藍的天空,也會格外美麗。
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                              關于錢和窮的幽默段子
                              1、很多人為了錢,甚至都可以出賣自己的靈魂,想想,
                              好難過,為什么,我的靈魂賣不成錢呢?
                              2、剛剛給欠我錢的人打電話,我的心嘭嘭嘭,心跳加速,
                              他NND感覺就像我欠人家錢似的!不會就我一個人這樣吧?
                              3、A:“世界這么大你是怎么能夠找到我的?”
                              B:“若不相欠怎會相見?”
                              A:“大哥你就再寬限幾天吧,最近手頭實在太緊!”
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