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                            幽默的笑話

                            來源: 時間: 2019-06-07 15:38:39 人氣: 9
                             幽默的笑話
                              開放二胎后把這些二貨們激動的3
                              1、小伙子橫穿馬路,司機急剎車探出頭罵:你小子趕著投胎啊。
                              小伙子回頭說:現在去能趕上二胎,不是頭胎。
                              2、“聽說國家全面放開二胎。。。”
                              “這種事就不要來打擾我吃狗糧了好嗎?”
                              3、國家全面放開二胎,瞎激動個啥?
                              我只問你一句:你找到愿意和你生頭胎的人了嗎?
                              4、今天聊天,群里面的晚安祝福語都變了:祝大家好孕,晚安!
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                              開放二胎后把這些二貨們激動的!!!
                              1、如何形容一個人從娘胎里開始就注定是個二貨?二胎。
                              2、上半年為國接盤,股虧;下半年為國生娃,腎虧。橫批:解套!
                              3、國家放開二胎政策了,很多男人評論:
                              媳婦歲數太大了,生不了了,希望國家放開娶二房。
                              4、昨晚半夜驚醒,我搖醒老婆:
                              “親愛的,好像地震了,我感覺咱們小區整棟樓都在晃!”
                              她卻顯的很平淡:
                              “別擔心,這不是地震,難道你忘了今天是二胎政策開放的第一天?”
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                              開放二胎后把這些二貨們激動的2
                              1、老王:其實放開二胎后,我們60后最糾結,眼瞅著要退休抱孫子了!
                              突然又要延遲退休!突然又可以生二胎了!
                              到底是抱孫子呢?還是抱兒子呢……
                              2、我們是奇葩的一代,自己出生的時候,突然就獨苗了,
                              沒有兄弟姐妹,打個架都沒人幫忙兒。
                              好不容易長大了結婚了又鼓勵生二胎,要準備養四個老人,
                              照顧倆孩子,最后再幫倆孩子帶四個孫子......
                              3、昨晚和老婆商量生第二胎的問題,老婆說,你愛和誰生就和誰生。
                              我的天!國家政策和家庭政策同時放寬,誰能受得了呀,幸福來得太突然了!!!
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